Whipping Post
December 18, 2006

One of my goals in life, apart from being the first man on the moon, would be to master the art of mocking. Apparently, as I grew up and made more friends, I learned that those who mock better gain the most respect. Let’s not get into all the BS about not wanting more reverence from your pals though.

And thus far, I think it’s fair to say that I’m on the right track; or at least I’m not in the same boat as Badol. In fact, I somehow thought that I could be a venerable scholar of this particular school of thought as not long ago, I figured out a brilliant technique of taking the piss at the question, “Are you joking/kidding?”

Yesterday however, I was taken aback by a claim made by Syah that I wasn’t a pioneer in the field. In other words, my discovery wasn’t something new….

M: Betul... aku tak tipu... memang aku pernah kalahkan Ajep Winning Eleven, blindfolded...
S: Are you joking?
M: No, I’m not. If I was joking I’d say “Hey Syah, your apartment reminds me of Tookoo’s shack in that Kami movie!”
S: Hahaha celaka kau bah…
M: Amcam, gempak tak aku buat gitu? Bila kau tanya aku joking ke tak aku jawab tak. Tapi! Lepas tu aku cakap kalau aku joking, aku buat satu lawak pasal kau. Aku reka sendiri weh skill nih…
S: Inda, inda… Awang rasa pernah ada orang buat gitu dalam satu gambar bah.
M: Inda? Awang? Apa kau cakap ni aku tak paham. Cakap biasa je la.
S: Tak, aku rasa aku pernah dengar orang buat gitu. Dalam movie mana tah.
M: Ha? Biar betul? Damnit aku ingat aku gempak habis dah reka menda gitu.
S: Takde ah, pernah ada orang buat la…
M: Damn…

(The above was our conversation, word for word.)

While he has no proof, the fact that he’d come across the scenario once before was enough to show me that I discovered nothing. Gotta work harder…



Comments:

gilak la serih. aku semakin respek kat kau. aku sering dipersendakan. boleh ajar aku tak the art of mocking?
 

oi brader .. xyah poyo sgt .. itu sani nye specialty biar kat die je aaa
 

pie: jgn kau igt aku dah lupa apa kau ckp kat dzerk dulu... hence, level kau still atas aku...

bart: "oi brader .. xyah poyo sgt .. " ... baiklah badol... baiklah... sila tunjuk ajar wahai sahabatku yang tak poyo lansung...
 

nanti aku try ingat movie ape..hmmmm
 

serih pasrah..wahahhaha.
lek abang ief..cool.
 

Aduh snoop,

You should know better. You dissapoint me snoop. Lawak cenggitu susah nak pull off pasal ramai sgt dah buat. Plus nak execute tu takes time and situation gak. That's the kind of joke yg bila org dengar, they'll say...hmm, that sounds familiar. It's not that funny but heck I'll give a chuckle since he tried. Anyway, check this...Joke Police.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eFAdIa5Xs90
 

hm... only moments ago i was told that it could be a family guy antic. and now it's in the joke police. tapi come to think of it, at least it was the police who used it...

still, i'm a proven failure...
 

...who likes black chicks...
 

yeaaa, it was from family guy...
 

didnt cartman rode his bike all the way from south park to hollywood to get family guy off the network? after he's been told again and again that his jokes are like family guy's...

ah fark.com it, i'll just take a course on humor from ajep...
 

takpe serih. pada aku kau tetap funny
 

true senor....you are a funny man....




















































for me to Poop on!
 

aduh snoopy lama do tak guna modal triumph...
 

ajep nanti nak bukak a few new courses; Lawak Bangang Nak Mampos 101, Lawak Burung Di Angkasa 102, Lawak Complicated Takde Sape Paham 204, Lawak Tentera Damansara 205, Lawak Sketsa Sebuah Dilema 301, Lawak Suka Belasah Orang Masa Kat Terengganu 302, Lawak Jeepers Creepers 402 (Advanced Class)..
 

jap bila ko post msg ni? before or after the tbone steak? then again, wouldnt make any difference i spose...
 

slamat hari nate!

-dari kami di ann arbor
 

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