My nine year old sister has got a pretty good sense of humor. She brought home a 5-pack Choki-choki from school and left it on the living room table. When I got home from work, after landing myself to the sofa and switching on Sportscenter, I stretched my legs onto the table and saw the Choki-choki; with four tubes left in it. Long story short, as Collette Wong waved her goodbye on the telly, I found myself littered with three empty Choki-choki tubes all over my shirt; another one still hanging on my mouth. Not any farther away from me was my sister, stomping her way at me before landing a southpaw on my neck and swerving a sidekick towards my left kidney. She then called me stupid and told me that I was adopted and that's why I'm dark and ugly. Oh and the gap between my front teeth makes me look dumb. She then walked away, leaving me in a bewildered heap. So yeah. For a nine year old I'd say her wit matches if not surpasses that of Liza Lampanelli's, at least.
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babi serih... btw aku br balik jumper donna tobias check deg progress... if u still remember her
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asrif writing something cute is like Jack Black in The Holidays... so out of sync
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