I'm It
July 17, 2007

Judy tagged me. You’re supposed to complete at least 17 of the following 27 sentences, for some reason.

1. A person is only as good as Goodwill Hunting.
2. Friendship is always about making fun of each other.
3. To love is _____.
4. Money makes me love you long time, sucky sucky five dorra!
5. I miss waking up for an early morning class, taking a shower, dress up and going back to bed.
7. I try to spread love and happiness by planting my seed of love everywhere.
8. Pick the flowers when it's meant to be meant in the conversation below:
Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going to give him, you know, your flower.
Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that. Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called, "his tenderness." Believe me!
9. To love someone is to _____.
10. Beauty is Norah Jones.
13. I am most happy when I’m in the jamming studio.
14. Nothing makes me happier than Manchester City winning the derby.
15. If I can change one thing, I will change my sense of humor.
16. If smiles were _____.
17. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get it on to Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On.
18. If you want to go to _____ then you have _____.
19. Money is not everything but five dorra would surely buy you some long time love.
20. The most touching moments I have experienced is when I’m in the sauna; you donn’t wanna know.
21. I smile when _____.
22. When I am happy, _____.
24. The best thing I did yesterday was PWN1NG my loser cousin in Winning Eleven.
25. If I ever write a book, I will give it this title, Petua Tahan Lama.
26. One thing I must do before I die is to see below.
27. Doing this meme, I feel like, killing myself.


planting your seed of love everywhere? that includes your bed, your pillows, your bedroom's wall, your house's bathrooms, your office's men's room, KLCC's men's room & the house cat?

this is the "hi asrif" i like leaving here every once in a while, with absolutely nothing else within the comment that has anything to do with your actual blog post. so hi asrif.

oh, and the comments are usually funnier than the entries. just so you know.


yea that's the thing. your friends are damn funny.

you're not.

I support the comment above. Well said.

that's mostly what i meant, except i was trying to be nice about it...

clearly, that doesn't fly here. my bad.

ramai sehh puji ko..layak ke tidak xtau ni..

judd: not entirely true, i don't have a cat at home.

hanna: well aren't u the sweetest thing. ur hi's are keeping the male:female ratio here an astounding 24:1. nothing brag worthy though it does make my site less queer.

cloudde, hanna, judd: c'mon, why are we kidding ourselves here?

jeghi: puji? mana ada bro. diorang pangkah aku tu. brazilian sorang baru sign for city ni.. cool siut sven sign org press clueless blako.

Ass-rif, 24:1? that's an overstatement. more of 75:1 I think. Stop being an ass.

Hanna, you're so sweet you make Assrif looks like Ebbie Yus.

Man City sucks ass. Check out United's new line up: Anderson, Owen Hargreaves, Tomasz Kuszczak, Nani and perhaps Carlos Tevez..

The First XI: Van der Sar; Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Ronaldo, Scholes, Hargreaves, Giggs; Tevez, Rooney.

The Second XI: Foster; O'Shea, Brown, Pique, Heinze; Anderson, Fletcher, Carrick, Nani; Solskjaer, Saha.

The Third XI: Kuszczak; Bardsley, Evans, Silvestre, Eckersley; Park, Eagles, Lee, Martin; Smith, Rossi.

The Fourth XI: Heaton; Simpson, Cathcart, Shawcross, Lea; Gibson, Gray, Jones, Barnes; Campbell, Fangzhou.


looking fwd to the manchester rivalry next season, when all this while it was in the doldrums. at least shit-eh proves that they have some sign of impetus by signing sven. thank god we won't be seeing the likes of samaras/corradi anymore. it's a disgrace even to the city of manchester, don't you think? haha. ait jumpe lu kat jammingmencanak bile2.

i can get off just reading the line up..nyum nyum..

it's really really hard for me to care less about man utd.

that said, i'm very pleased with what sven had done for city thus far. three class signings, without the press getting even the slightest sniff before the official announcements. not to mention, not breaking sinatra's bank.

i'd never been this stoked. can't wait for the season to start, and of course the 19/8 derby. mark yer fucken calender!

Being nice to a mexican-malaysian redneck would be analogous to flexing your guns, trying to appear sultry in front a bunch of lesbians. It just doesn't fly. No harm trying but don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey Mr. Mellowcaller. Reality check, maybe a post from a girl, once in a blue moon might justify the queer image of your site but trust me, my friend. The fact that you're writing the tag-it post...just screams out "H-O-M-O".

You're watching too much Oprah, Dr.Phil and Nona, primo. Grow a pair of cojones. It's time to grow up. Don't be that guy.

haha. i hadn't realized this site was so full of fellow man utd supporters. i knew there was a reason i actually come here.

...oh, other than asrif's...errrr. wit and...insight. of course.

kesian dow ko kene attack.ko join liverpool je. kitorg sentiasa menerima penyokong2 baru..

tp antara 3 new signings tu aku paling respek dia dpt geovanni.mantap dow geovanni tu..

cloudde: skali 3 perenggan ko fire aku snoop. i just ran out of stuff to write about man, haha.

hanna: i would much prefer 'insight' hanna. anyway, u just watch out.. can see myself singing blue moon all season long already.

jeghi: layan do.. bangun tido, bukak soccernet ada je signing baru. peh.. ni ramai lagi tak beli ni..

judd: btw, getting off to 44 male names?

football? meh...

abang manja main tagging2 pulak!


motogp? meh...



mamat Man U ke tu ek..hehe

hi serih. you will always be one of the funniest guys i've ever known.

tapi aku tak sangka kau buat benda2 tag nih. mungkin ini salah satu benda kelakar yang kau buat. kalau kau buat utk buat lawak, ok. tapi kalau kau mmg buat ni bukan sebab saja2, aku tak tau la sama ada kau ni serih yang aku kenal dulu atau pun tak.

pak andak, manloq, pengyu: lu org ni.. biar ah abe bekeng nak layan motogp dia. lu tau tak cek mek bukan takat sayang abe je, muto abe pon dia sayang gak.. lap2 cermin muto abe. tapi abe buat dono je.. ganas siut abe bekeng gi bedil paintball ko awek skuter.

pie: aku tak tag org lain lepas tu. hope that explains.

you suck serih. main tag-tag lak. macam bapok doh.

fuck.. mana ada mung meney winning ngan aku.. seingat aku dalam 2-3 minggu ni aku tak ada kenangan buruk la dalam winning eleven... apa apa hal pun city sucksssssss...
city = loser = city

apsal tiba2 skrg man city ckp pasal nak sign player juventus la..tiba2 je naik nama city..mcm siott..

btw, ko gi x wedding meso?

u got prob with dot org bro..

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wtf! giorgio chiellini dalam FM07 aku main utk barca!!

aku baru perasan in real life he's playing for sven, lol.

he'll do good at COMS I suppose.

aku tgh induction so kurang sket on the net for three weeks.

still, i'm getting my daily updates on sven's shopping list. city is on a fucken roll bebeh..!

hey asrif, did i ever tell you that i think you look a lot like al pacino's ass? Kudos, babe. I'm a big fan.

Hon, where have you been? i have lots to talk to you about... Miss ya, hon.

Nak curi tag niiii

Want to write about 'Petua Tahan Lama'?

Are you kidding me?


Haha, That's a good one. Teary eyes...teary eyes. Hey senor, 30 seconds aint that long even in dog years, primo.

wtf snoop.. i've been away for only a few weeks and ure here floodin this bloody tagboard. i'm back in town bebeh.. get back to u later, ramone..

izan, sila curi..

liga dh direka

ni details nye

Group ID#
Group Name
Group Password

sebarkan kat lain serih..

city is always dying.hahaha

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